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MEGA YARD SALE - "My Random Drawer Exploded"

📍 Forest Ridge, Davie
9175 Southern Orchard Road South, Davie, FL 33328

🗓️ Saturday Oct 24, 2026 | 8 AM – 12:30 PM

🚫 NO EARLY BIRDS - I’m not a morning person and neither is my coffee maker

SHOP MY QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES:

Health & "Why Did I Buy This"
knee brace, donut seat, corn cushions, wound wash, abdominal pads, sharps collector, brand new toothbrushes, glove with hand warmers
In case you too are prepping for a very specific medical drama

Home Vibes
very tall artificial tree, 2 vacuum cleaners, sound bar, small garbage can, Glade plug-in, mirror, housewares
The tree is taller than my will to decorate it

Nerdy Treasures
Jeff Goldblum "The Fly" poster, Vintage Beatles poster, Vintage Blues Brothers foam board, comics, movie posters, sealed Monopoly, video games + displays
Come for Jeff. Stay because you’re now afraid of flies.

For Humans of All Sizes
Squishmallows, baby/toddler/kid/plus size clothes, toys, books, shoes
Yes, I bought clothes for every stage of human existence

Mystery Section
no-slip gloves, 4-times pill caddy, plants, sports/outdoor stuff, bottle warmers... and stuff I don’t remember ordering at 2am

💵 Cash preferred
😂 Haggling welcome if you make me laugh

Come for the vacuum, stay for Jeff Goldblum.

Seriously, someone take the vacuum. It’s judging me.

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