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We’re hosting a garage sale this weekend because our house has officially declared independence from us.
When: Friday, Saturday & Sunday, [September 25, 26, & 27]
Time: Begins at 7AM until the neighbors start side-eyeing us.
Where: 16503 Kelton Ln - 77861 - Iola, TX
What’s for sale:
• Furniture that has witnessed too much
• Kitchen gadgets we bought with pure optimism
• Tools we swore we’d use “someday”
• Toys that somehow multiplied overnight
• Sterling Silver & Costume Jewelry that looks better on you.
• Camping supplies that will get you through a night or two.
• Bed Bath and Beyond body spray, lotion, body wash. Never used.
• Old stereo equipment that still thinks vinyl is the future.
• Vintage radio speakers, jukebox parts, and broken radios.
• Once used Poker Table - seats 6 - great condition
• Random stuff that makes us say “why do we even own this?” For real.
• Random treasures we’ve been meaning to sort for years.
Everything must go.
We’re not above accepting cash, Venmo, Paypal, Zelle or emotional support.
Come early.
Stay long enough to witness our mild regret.
Leave with treasures… and our dignity.
Serious buyers only.
(Just kidding. We’ll take anyone with a pulse and a wallet.)
See you this weekend.
Bring a truck. Or a friend with a truck. Or low standards.

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